Mapnartvil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty dingo.

Mapnartvil created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnartvil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mapnartvil, he will remove you from existence.

Mapnartvil's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mapnartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of mites.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Mapnartvil must be the most important thing in your life.