Tungenhunmanarphimtif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered owl.

Tungenhunmanarphimtif created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungenhunmanarphimtif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tungenhunmanarphimtif, she will turn you into a mole.

Tungenhunmanarphimtif's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tungenhunmanarphimtif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sit in the presence of voles.