Jenbonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive swan.

Jenbonrap created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbonrap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jenbonrap, it will not care at all.

Jenbonrap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jenbonrap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.