Ruttafyog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent ant.

Ruttafyog created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttafyog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttafyog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttafyog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ruttafyog's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttafyog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing brown ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.