Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud zebra.

Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning's Holy Commandments

1. Put Armwigbunbig Dudtargnut Hugvaglipmisbonkjarnvoning first in all things.

2. Run away from gray monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.