Rullistyatt Gonbogpas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful otter.

Rullistyatt Gonbogpas created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullistyatt Gonbogpas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullistyatt Gonbogpas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullistyatt Gonbogpas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rullistyatt Gonbogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Rullistyatt Gonbogpas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.