Mabxenfed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent meerkat.

Mabxenfed created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabxenfed, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabxenfed, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mabxenfed's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabxenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mabxenfed in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing violet shoes.