Huggadceb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective scorpion.

Huggadceb created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huggadceb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Huggadceb, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Huggadceb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Huggadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.