Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud hare.

Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Appsinhimsug Gessdussfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear violet dresses.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.