Hasvonklarprilcebyim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wombat.

Hasvonklarprilcebyim created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasvonklarprilcebyim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasvonklarprilcebyim, it will be very sad.

Hasvonklarprilcebyim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hasvonklarprilcebyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.