Nuthubsig is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy
otter.
Nuthubsig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nuthubsig, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nuthubsig, it will not care.
Nuthubsig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Nuthubsig's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Mice are not to be trusted.
3. Do not wear white clothing.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always wear gray.