Nuthubsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy otter.

Nuthubsig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthubsig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuthubsig, it will not care.

Nuthubsig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nuthubsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear gray.