Ruttcedrul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful owl.

Ruttcedrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcedrul, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttcedrul, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ruttcedrul's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ruttcedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttcedrul.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing turquoise boots and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.