Konrawdidflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane bat.

Konrawdidflag created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Konrawdidflag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Konrawdidflag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Konrawdidflag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Konrawdidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing white boots and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.