Laksabfar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent wren.

Laksabfar created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laksabfar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Laksabfar, it will turn you into a snail.

Laksabfar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Laksabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Always obey Laksabfar's priests.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.