Xuckdapbab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional human.

Xuckdapbab created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdapbab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckdapbab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xuckdapbab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xuckdapbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Xuckdapbab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.