Flatgedmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful lion.

Flatgedmid created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatgedmid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flatgedmid, it will come to you in dreams.

Flatgedmid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flatgedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Flatgedmid six times a day.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Flatgedmid loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear black.