Cetbabhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic hamster.

Cetbabhun created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Cetbabhun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetbabhun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cetbabhun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cetbabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cetbabhun in the centre of the settlement.