Rawgedken is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong ant.

Rawgedken created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawgedken, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rawgedken, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rawgedken's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rawgedken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four swans approach from the west.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.