Rawan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise parrot.

Rawan created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rawan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rawan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.