Rullcissbungad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic weasel.

Rullcissbungad created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcissbungad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullcissbungad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rullcissbungad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rullcissbungad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing kilts.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never talk about snails.