Wotrotladfab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful squirrel.

Wotrotladfab created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrotladfab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotrotladfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wotrotladfab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wotrotladfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt hamsters.