Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong ferret.

Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bogvenmipyat Dodpidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed lentils to otters while wearing shorts.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.