Jon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing jaguar.

Jon created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Jon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick cats.