Cipbimpib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful mink.

Cipbimpib created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbimpib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipbimpib, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cipbimpib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cipbimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cipbimpib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.