Vinzedben is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring dugong.

Vinzedben created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinzedben, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinzedben, he will turn you into a mole.

Vinzedben's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vinzedben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vinzedben on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.