Tanbifkonhiggepboss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent centaur.

Tanbifkonhiggepboss created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbifkonhiggepboss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanbifkonhiggepboss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tanbifkonhiggepboss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tanbifkonhiggepboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Tanbifkonhiggepboss loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Tanbifkonhiggepboss.