Flabzimlen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous skunk.

Flabzimlen created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabzimlen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabzimlen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flabzimlen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flabzimlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flabzimlen's name in vain.

2. You must love Flabzimlen.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Worship no other gods but Flabzimlen.

5. Pray towards the north.