Getwandag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable snake.

Getwandag created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getwandag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Getwandag, she will turn you into a rat.

Getwandag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Getwandag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think about galaxies.