Fassansaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient rhinoceros.

Fassansaw created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassansaw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fassansaw, she will turn you into a goat.

Fassansaw's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fassansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.