Cabgilraphom Likmegsid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless guinea pig.

Cabgilraphom Likmegsid created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgilraphom Likmegsid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabgilraphom Likmegsid, he will be very sad.

Cabgilraphom Likmegsid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cabgilraphom Likmegsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never talk about fire.