Bogstafraktarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking sheep.

Bogstafraktarg created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstafraktarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogstafraktarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogstafraktarg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bogstafraktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.