Hugcudbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent naga.

Hugcudbaf created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcudbaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugcudbaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hugcudbaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hugcudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the west.