Legnurbop Liknillrap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart lion.

Legnurbop Liknillrap created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnurbop Liknillrap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Legnurbop Liknillrap, he will throw large rocks at you.

Legnurbop Liknillrap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Legnurbop Liknillrap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Legnurbop Liknillrap on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Legnurbop Liknillrap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Legnurbop Liknillrap.