Misladcabhud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, irritating octopus.

Misladcabhud created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misladcabhud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Misladcabhud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Misladcabhud's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Misladcabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Pray towards the north.