Xinarnvogstig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless ant.

Xinarnvogstig created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinarnvogstig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinarnvogstig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xinarnvogstig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Xinarnvogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Xinarnvogstig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never bounce in holy places.