Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest squirrel.

Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Spagbamcubflaprutcepbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat limes.

5. You must never eat rice.