Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited hummingbird.

Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rulldossyatdudbessbarngab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.