Cepfabpin Stip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unjust crab.

Cepfabpin Stip created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepfabpin Stip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cepfabpin Stip, he will remove you from existence.

Cepfabpin Stip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cepfabpin Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never sing near tortoises.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.