Kipbodril is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane capybara.

Kipbodril created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbodril, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipbodril, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kipbodril's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kipbodril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing blue shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Pray towards the south.