Fedbafrap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless dolphin.

Fedbafrap created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbafrap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedbafrap, she will curse you with boils.

Fedbafrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fedbafrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Fedbafrap on top of important buildings.

5. Fedbafrap loves ducks, so they must be respected.