Hapyarlgep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, slow bird.

Hapyarlgep created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapyarlgep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapyarlgep, it will strike you with lightening.

Hapyarlgep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hapyarlgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.