Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish horse.

Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Nulwigfud Futpigflankamnadflamwit.