Wonbengovxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful mole.

Wonbengovxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonbengovxuc, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonbengovxuc, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wonbengovxuc's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wonbengovxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always obey Wonbengovxuc's priests.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Always stare at clouds.