Catfidfut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome fox.

Catfidfut created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catfidfut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catfidfut, he will manifest in front of you.

Catfidfut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Catfidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing magenta coats.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.