Botyogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless fly.

Botyogweg created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botyogweg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botyogweg, she will torture you forever.

Botyogweg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Botyogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Botyogweg.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Worship no other gods but Botyogweg.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to music.