Gargidpib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil slug.

Gargidpib created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gargidpib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gargidpib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gargidpib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gargidpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the west.