Cuncednut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witty lizard.

Cuncednut created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncednut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cuncednut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cuncednut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cuncednut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.