Mabkanyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring wyvern.

Mabkanyar created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabkanyar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mabkanyar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mabkanyar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mabkanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the south.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabkanyar.