Sakladgomhat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional squirrel.

Sakladgomhat created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sakladgomhat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakladgomhat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sakladgomhat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sakladgomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Sakladgomhat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sakladgomhat on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if six cats approach from the west.