Tettitinyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome penguin.

Tettitinyik created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Tettitinyik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tettitinyik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tettitinyik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tettitinyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow cats, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tettitinyik.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.